The Anti-Spec

If you feel too constrained by the standard software spec, which describes only the functionality that will be present in the proposed software, we are proud to now offer our exclusive Anti-Specification Service. Our ASS will identify everything that will NOT be in the software—the features, functionality, and performance characteristics that will not be included. By employing proprietary Broadly Intelligent Guesswork, we are able to anticipate everything you might have wanted, and document its absence in the BIG-ASS spec.

The scope of these projects is nearly unlimited, except for the small amount of time required to refrain from documenting what the software will actually do. The deliverable is one BIG-ASS document.

As the great Sherlock Holmes said, “When you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.”

In this manner, by enumerating all the unlikely possibilities that we intend to exclude during the software construction process, when you closely examine our BIG-ASS spec, you will find the only thing missing is your custom code. If you would like to engage us for a BIG-ASS project, we are offering a special discount to first-time clients in an even percentage amount greater than 14% and less than 16%.